The Yelper Special lyrics

So you're one of the yelpers special blessed
You demand a restaurants' very best
Well they're gonna treat you special
I'm telling you chum
Now get yourself ready for some boogers and c*m

Boogers and c*m, that's called the Yelper special
Boogers and c*m, say what's that on your pretzel?
Your online critiques are real useful to some
Now have a good time eating boogers and c*m

Boogers and c*m, someone farted on your salad
Boogers and c*m, but your decor critiques are valid
You think you're special like you're A-number one
Well, there's a whole lot of special in boogers and c*m

Boogers and c*m, how 'bout some feces with your flounder?
Boogers and c*m, you like that queefy quarter pounder?
[Yelper]
What's that spice that feels tangy on my tongue?
[Waiter]
Oh, that's the yuzu pepper, along with some boogers and c*m

[David]
Here you are, sir
[Eric Cartman]
Thank you, David, that's good service
[David]
I will bring you food every day, my friend
[Eric Cartman]
Mmm, is that a Jalapeño cream sauce?
[David]
Yes, my father made it just for you
[Eric Cartman]
Hmm, it's tart, but savory
Boogers and c*m, being a food critic's easy
Boogers and c*m, oh, you feel a little queasy?
Do you need a diagnosis? Well, the doctor's got one
[Doctor]
Your stomach seems to be filled with boogers and c*m

Boogers and c*m, p*ss in your potatoes
Boogers and c*m, some guy sh*t on your tomatoes
Alright, fancy food critics, looks like you've won
Now please enjoy all the booo-hooo-geeers booo-hooo-geeers...and c*m!