Yo this one's for BoBo
Schnoodle Gang
Dear Howard this is Gregg, why can't I get a mention
I did a B&E just to grab your attention
Now legal is involved they threatened to kick me out the building
How am I gonna pay to feed my wife and Bam's children
Been doing this since 18 and made a couple million
But now that Ant & Jim left me.. nobody's listening
This kid Wigger Rich, he's relentless with his disses
I'm going bald and all my socks smell like p*ss.. sh*t
I got Sherrod Small but he's black with a fat tongue
And Vic he won't quit yapping, about Alabama
I tried to get Artie so I could be just like you
But that didn't work out because I'm as talented as a broom
And I'm always the least funny f*cking faggot in the room
I guess that's why my show got moved to afternoon
But hey Howard me and you should have a show on Sirius
We could call it O & H.. (sniff sniff) PERIOD!
Dear Gregg, this is Howard Stern.. Hoo Hoo
You're a big tittied cuck faggot.. f*ck you
Your show must suck if it comes on at 3 o'clock
Shout out to that fat hoagie boy E-Rock