[Bridge: Tyler Coolidge]
Rain fallin'
Umbrellas blossom
I ain't no b*tch
If it's pourin' I'm walkin'
She gettin' chest-nuts if she come through in them stockings
Cookies in the oven while my tongue is her toboggan
(It's that time of the year baby)
(Let's get it poppin')
[Verse 1: Tyler Coolidge]
She bouncin' on my face like it's NBA Ballers
We was sposed to hit the mall to finish shoppin'
But it's crawlin', plus it's poppin' in this bed
A Harry Potter marathon playing softly while we sex
(Ooooh!)
We got the windows open, the heater blazin'
And we butt ass naked wrapped in Costco blankets
There's no school, no work
Just fire food and wild sex
Save yo' money
What'd you get me, more pus*y?
You the best
[Hook: Harrison Sands]
You and me
Together for the holiday
And I can see
As all your worries fall away
You pull me close in
While we kissin' by the fireplace
No mistletoe, boxes or bows
Just want your love, I know
So cliché
[Bridge: Tyler Coolidge]
Rain fallin'
Libido skyrockets
I ain't no b*tch
If you gushin' I'm moppin'
She scarf my Yule log and then I stuff her stocking
It's a giving time of year
And once we start
We can't stop it
[Verse 2: Tyler Coolidge]
Rip off her draws and tie her with 'em
I know she like it nasty
We at the Christmas party
Off the henny in the bathroom
She on the edge of the counter
I slither up her skirt
We both in turtlenecks
I'm heat stroking, she my nurse
Don't call me daddy
Call me Santa till the 26th
She fasho naughty list
I ain't gotta doublecheck
She been slaying all her finals
I been promising requital
Finally got yo sexy ass home
Now it's time to chill baby
(Just chill baby)
[Hook: Harrison Sands]