I Can Change lyrics

[SADDAM HUSSEIN]
Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right
But it's not as if I don't try
I just f*ck up, try as I might

But I can change, I can change
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it
I'll open up my heart and I will share it
Any minute now I will be born again

Yes, I can change, I can change
I know I've been a dirty little bast*rd
I like to kill, I like to maim, yes, I'm insane, but it's okay
'Cause I can change

It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, society
You see, my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me

But I can change, I can change!

[SATAN]
What if you remain a sandy little butthole?
[SADDAM HUSSEIN, spoken]
Hey, Satan!

[SADDAM HUSSEIN]
Don't be such a twit
Mother Teresa won't have sh*t
On me!
Just watch, just watch me change
Here I go I'm changing!

[Dance break.]

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