1-800-f*ckME remix (unofficial) lyrics

1-800-f*ck me

[Intro]
"Oh my god, my baby daddy just left me!
He left me with all 5 of his kids!
I don't know what to do, I'm feeling really lonely
My baby daddy's gone!"

Ayy, b*tch, you ever feelin' lonely n*gga?
You ever need a thick n*gga, call 1-800 f*ck Me (call 1-800-f*ck ME, do it) (oh my god!)
I be on my way, me and all my thick compadres, n*gga (oh my god, oh my god, okay I will! f*ck me! I'll call right now!) (come on thick compares man)
1-800 f*ck Me, swag, swag (DBangz, I love you) (Brr)

[Verse 1]
I got money, I got women (ay, ay)
Minus money and the women (ay, swag)
I got b*tches that's gon' f*ck me (swag, swag)
For my Percocet prescription (swag, brr)
It's 1-800-f*ck ME (1-800-f*ckme), n*gga, you know how I'm living (br brr)
Get the di*k in any time
Girl it's fine, I'm probably chilling (what the f*ck?)
Get yourself an Uber (Uber!), let me empty out my children (what)
Girl come sh*t up in my mouth, I wanna be your pot to p*ss in (what!) (n*gga)
Made 30k on Spotify, I'm ballin' like a piston (minecraft)
Point this 30 at your toes and put them sh*ts into submission (do do do do do!)