Majora lyrics

[Intro: Crafting Einstein]
So you may be wondering why I isolate myself so much
And why I can only stay in my own energy
And I don't like other energies taking over my life
It's 'cause I've been let down so many times in the past
And I've had the sh*t abused out of me by people
That f*ckin' said they loved me
'Cause I've had so many people come into my energy
Trying to f*ckin' destroy me
Or steal my f*cking energy
It's not f*cking funny
And I don't f*cking like it

[Verse 1: Kreayshawn]
He suckin' on my labia majora
He said I'm the majora
I bring them lots of joy-ya
I said I got aura
She took me to the mall
We started stealing from Sephora
She go to church, she read the Torah
b*tch, I don't care, I love tortas
BBL, BBC, Better Business Bureau
Oh my god, his di*k long like a hero
Money long just like a gyro
I'm in the mirror, and I look gross
I hate b*tches who do the most
He took me to Boston Market
We got a chicken roast, oh sh*t
But maybe that was Zankou
I don't want drugs and alcohol, no thank you
I pull up with a nos tank too
No limit, cash money, I pull through
I'm with a crew of minions
Yeah, you can call me Gru
White boy, big di*k
And his name is f*cking Andrew
Yeah, you're just mad I'm pimpin'
Withdraw from gabapentin
You don't know how sad I'm gettin'
This drywall is getting fisted
He hit on me, but I duck and miss it
I broke his di*k, he want me to kiss it
I don't really care, f*ckin' frick it
b*tch, you're boring, I'm hearing crickets!
[Verse 2: Kreayshawn]
I love bugs, I think they're cute
I hate your bullsh*t, I put you on mute
f*ck the government, I give them the boot
I hate vaccines, just give me the flu
The gay people love me, they call me Kreay Boots
I'm asexual, I don't have sex
Maybe 'cause I always have bad sex
Now my whole life is just a mess
Maybe I should just go smoke some meth
Just kidding, I'm eatin' healthy now
Just kidding, please help me now
I hate all these micro-trends
All I got is broke ass friends
I be selling feet pics for cash
I might as well go sell my ass
I hate where my life has gone
I hate when my pipe is gone
I need a guy whose pipe is long
I don't know what type of sh*t I'm on
I don't care what type of sh*t you're on
You're grounded 'cause I'm your mom