Clitmases When You Were Tight lyrics

[Intro]
Daddy better make me choke
My tunnel loves a deepthroat (It do)

[Verse 1]
Please take down the bootyhole
'Cause I don’t wanna think about sex right now
'Cause everything I want is miles away
Covered in all my c*m, the di*k be lookin' like a goose
Head of the di*k, duck, duck duck goose
My mommy's in the kitchen, worrying about me
Season's smacking, hope you're wet
Well I'm ‘bout to c*m
If you were wondering
Papi, I can never tell

[Chorus]
I know this shouldn't be a horny time
But there were Clitmases when you were tight

[Verse 2]
I thought I came but I peed on the di*k
Pubic hair got inches, that's weave on the di*k
pus*y like a tree, it got leaves on the sh*t
Seems like everyone's got someone to hump
But for me it's just a horny time
But there were Clitmases when you were tight

[Verse 3]
Horny Clitmas, every papi
My eyelash flew off
When I saw that di*k was too soft this year
(Need a di*k like Rick Ross)
I'll bet you got your mom another dildo
(Dora the Explorer get lost)
And were your cousins
Riding that di*k until he can't breathe
He f*cked me so good, I couldn't find my weave
When you were changing things two times a day
Did you notice one less pair of asscheeks?

I know this shouldn't be a horny time
But there were Clitmases when I didn't wonder how you suck that di*k tonight
'Cause there were Clitmases when you were tight (Daddy better make me choke)

[Outro]
You were tight (My tunnel loves to deep throat)
It do