Down Bad (Straight Down - The Parody) lyrics

[Verse 1]
Did you really teleport me up
In a cloud of sparkling dust
Just to do redstone on?
Tell me I was the enchanted one
Showed me that this seed is bigger than us
Then sent me back where I built from

[Pre-Chorus]
For a moment, I knew End City love

[Chorus]
Now I'm straight down, cryin' at the ancient city
Everything comes out villager petulance
"f*ck it if I can't have him"
"I might just quit, it would make no difference"
Straight down, wakin' up in bedrock
Starin' at the end-portal, come back and pick me up
f*ck it if I can't have us
I might just not build up, I might stay

[Post-Chorus]
Straight down
f*ck it if I can't have him
Straight down
f*ck it if I can't have him
[Verse 2]
Did you take all my old armor
Just to leave me here, torchless and alone
In a field in my same old village
That somehow seems so abandoned now?
They'll say I'm nuts if I talk about
The spawnage of you

[Pre-Chorus]
For a moment, I was Aetherstruck

[Chorus]
Now I'm straight down, cryin' at the ancient city (cryin' at the ancient city)
Everything comes out villager petulance
"f*ck it if I can't have him" (f*ck it if I can't have him)
"I might just quit, it would make no difference"
Straight down, wakin' up in bedrock
Starin' at the end-portal, come back and pick me up
f*ck it if I can't have us
I might just not build up, I might stay

[Post-Chorus]
Straight down (Like I lost my base)
f*ck it if I can't have him (Straight down)
Straight down (Wavin' at the boat)
f*ck it if I can't have him
[Bridge]
I loved your hostile mob farms
Phantoms closer and closer
All your indecent sorting
How dare you say that it's—
I'll build you a base in some biome
Where they can all understand it
How dare you think it's romantic
Leaving me safe and stranded
'Cause f*ck it, I was in love
So f*ck you if I can't have us
'Cause f*ck it, I was in love

[Chorus]
Now I'm straight down, cryin' at the ancient city (cryin' at the ancient city)
Everything comes out villager petulance
"f*ck it if I can't have him" (f*ck it if I can't have him)
"I might just quit, it would make no difference"
Straight down, wakin' up in bedrock
Starin' at the end-portal, come back and pick me up
f*ck it if I can't have us
I might just not build up, I might stay

[Post-Chorus]
Straight down (Like I lost my base)
f*ck it if I can't have him (Straight down)
Straight down (Wavin' at the boat)
f*ck it if I can't have him
[Outro]
Like I lost my base
f*ck it if I can't have him
Straight down (Wavin' at the boat)
f*ck it if I can't have him