Jungle lyrics
by Crispy Concords
[Pre-Intro: Kate & Tranium]
And you are positive that man and ape cannot be related?
As sure as I am that Jesus hates hip hop
[Intro: Soup & Chaos]
Yeah
You wanna get high?
I'm already high, b*tch
Ugh, just got this feelin' in my f*ckin' nuts
I just wanna ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
You know what I'm sayin', I just (Oh)
[Verse 1: Soup]
Yeah, lil' b*tch, it's motherf*ckin' monkey man
Got a big banana, I'm a motherf*ckin' ladies' man
Blowin' up this track, like I'm in Afghanistan
Yeah, and I ain't done yet
Bust on yo' b*tch, and hit her with a fryin' pan
Makin' it rain, baby, like I'm the f*ckin' weather man
[Verse 2: Suda]
Gaga goo goo, b*tch, I'm the boss baby
Daddy Daycare, motherf*cker, I'm my own nanny
sh*ttin' on you b*tches, I be overflowin'
Potty mouth, motherf*cker, I ain't easygoin'
Red solo cup sippin' mommy milkies
Mommy make out day and I got yo' mommy with me
Got that sloppy toppy, gave that b*tch a bib (Wah)
Whole gang wеarin' Huggies, pull up on yo' crib
[Verse 3: Crispy]
Investin' in the pus*y, call mе Mark Cuban
Celiac disease, I don't f*ck with gluten
Goin' in raw, it's a Monday night
f*ck segregation, it's black and white
Soulja Boy on the track, I already told 'em
She grab my di*k in Dallas, call that a Texas Hold'em
Yo girl's Patreon every month, yeah, I'm pledgin'
Bank account lookin' like Raid Shadow Legends
[Interlude: Chaos]
Guys, guys, guess what, listen
I just— I'm drinkin' the winnin' Danimals
I get to see Zack and Cody
Not only Zack, but Cody too
[Verse 4: Tranium]
With a b*tch that look like a fish
Make her make a wish, I don't care I'm 'bout to swish
Up in Bass Pro Shop break her walls, f*ck a door stop
Tryna clear the air when I saw her at a truck stop, damn
Banana bread I'm like, "Where?"
Mmm, I'm so f*ckin' hungry
You don't wanna bug me but this a free country
'Bout to go monkey, thank you, Sir Humphry
[Verse 5: TheDooo]
They call me virgin, but I've been impostor
'Cause I vented into yo' grandma's room and drowned that hag with my coom
And your Grandad, he's so clingy, after we bone
I had to go to a bank, just to get a loan
While you're simpin in Twitch chat all nekkid and lonely
I'll have your mom speechless like we're on emote only
To see these o'lies you don't need a brain surgeon
'Cause I am most definitely still a virgin
[Verse 6: Chaos]
Got no b*tches, I got Bumble
Welcome to the jungle but yet we still fumble
Dreamin' of titty I can suck
We need that sh*t quick like it's leakin' like god damn Zuck'
pus*y too tight like tummy tuck
But all the homies and monkey man come and run it up
And at a point you gotta say that's enough
But when's enough when you gotta get buff?
[Interlude: Tranium & Soup]
Hello there Sir Humphry Davy
I've sen— I've served you a platter of bananas along with your monkey pet over there
Yeah
Is there anythin' else you would like good, sir?
[Verse 7: Soup]
Spittin', lickin', suckin', f*ckin' on my f*ckin' monkey balls
Suckin', lickin', f*ckin', suckin' on my f*ckin' monkey balls
Use my banana to answer all yo' phone calls
Then stick it in yo' mouth, and lick on my monkey ba-ba-ba-balls, b*tch
[Outro: Chaos]
She got fake hair, that b*tch has a perm
Ha, a f*ckin' perm, b*tch
Ha, a perm on that ho sh*t
b*tch on dat f*ck ass hoe and a f*ckin'...