John Marston vs Niko Bellic lyrics

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
JOHN MARSTON
VS
NIKO BELLIC
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Niko Bellic]
I am the baddest of the bad in the Liberty City
You're a drunken cowboy, whose cousin doesn't like titties
I can ride my motorcycles and my mega sports car
Massacring hospitals, you can only shoot up bars
When you get home, your wife smacks you in the face
I can get a million girlfriends with my online dates

[Interlude: Niko Bellic & Roman Bellic]
*phone rings*
Hello?
(Cousin, let's go bowling)
For the last time, I don't want to go bowling!

[Verse 2: John Marston]
Go back to Europe, you foreign prick
Or I will mess up your life, like I did Van Der Line's
I will stomp you with my boots, like I did with a c*ckroach
Go back in your little taxis, I'll relax on the stagecoach
The Tw@ cafe, is the only twat you'll ever get
So here's one dollar, go ahead in
You can't drive a car, or even a bicycle
Let alone four horses on a wagon, doing a pull
[Verse 3: Niko Bellic]
Cluckin' Bell, Burger Shot, why don't you have both?
When the church bell rang, you got shot, what a joke
For god sakes you can't swim, what the hell man?
Your son Jack's a little pus*y, can't even skin a damn elk
Nobody likes you, you got betrayed
Don't open the barn door, you'll get sprayed

[Verse 4: Niko Bellic]
Stand over there, let's have a duel
You can't handle a gun bro, go back to school
And your Roman Bellic? He is a damn retard
24/7 he's always in the titty bar
Doesn't matter though, I won this battle
Continue being poor, I'll just ride my saddler

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES