Steve vs. Joe 2 lyrics

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!
STEVE
VERSUS
JOE
BEGIN!

[Steve]
Yo it's Steve Burns and I'm coming in hot
Blue's Clues sucks now a bit? No a lot
Even if I won you'll be wondering how
Your face will be like Magenta and Blue, Boom Kapow
I'll rub your butt and make a wish like a genie ass
Uh...uh...YOU'RE A GENIUS! :)))))))
I look fly in my green and white striped shirt, b*tch
Wait a second... AW f*ck! GODDAMMIT! sh*t!

[Joe]
If you don't shut up now then I'd like to know when
You got a fast rap last time, so here's my r-r-revenge
Oh hey it's Joe, gonna rap so fast you won't be able to tolerate it
Your ass got played by Hunter Tolliver in the last rap battle b*tch, and that's some weird sh*t
Because he's not even around anymore, he's just some goddamn old news
Stay away from little kids and sh*t, that's some weird sh*t, I bet you show them your nudes
Now I'm gonna FLIP THE f*ck OUT all over your ass and it'll be really uncalled for
Just like you added some extra characters to the Death Note battle I suggested, you WHORE
I have to admit bro, the show's been pretty sh*tty
Since you left for some titties in Liberty City
[Steve:]
Hey, can I have some nudes like my original body actor?
Gotta leave for college just like my original body actor

[Joe]
Thank you Steve, that was a f*cking horrible presentation
Now I'll show you that I'm loved around the nation!

[Steve]
Well, there's more episodes with me than you so you'd better be crying
I'm calling in Salt and Pepper to make you totally dying

[Salt & Pepper]
Hon hon! It's the best condiments here to make you weep!
Push it real good, like I shove a baguette inside of ye'
Let's talk about sex, baby, wait, wrong Salt and Pepper!
You cannot step to us because we are much better!

[Mailbox]
Sounds like you're a bit salty, hue hue hue
And also a bit peppery, you're a jew jew jew
It's a CLUE! Time for male time, b*tch! Suck my balls
I was gonna say you won but I FOOLED YOU ALL
Yo, I'm spitting so fast, lick my butt
And Salt and Pepper, you said what?
I'm the best, I'm banging on my chest
I don't even have a chest, so lick my breast
I don't even have a breast, so lick my Shovel and Pail
You. Are. An epic fail
[Blue]
Yo, it's the blue paint that's always on the carpet
'Bout to kick your ass like it was a Sparta kick!

[Magenta]
Oh god! Please don't put me in another rap vid!
I don't want to be a porn star, you f*cking immature kids!

[Steve]
Now wait a sucky second, all of you are fast rapping
But I'm the OG jew fast rapper, so please stop crapping
Steve will Sparta kick you down a notch, 'cause this is Blues Clues!
I bet you can't even handle an inch of my LONG p*nis YOU JEW
Sooo now it's time for my fast rap, I'm Steve Burns b*tch
Gonna make you all Ben Drowned, and please suck my jewish clit
Oh wait I'm a male human being who does not have a vagina
You immigrated f*cks, go back to Jewish China
I'm a scientific wonder, I'm on Ellen, wait that's Steve Spangler
Go watch out for your dog Joe..... Imma hang her

(Undertale-Megalovania)

[Steve]
Wha? What the f*ck?

[Joe]
You've been a com......you've been in a coma for 17 years
Now let me give you my Joe and Tell you...... QUEER!
[Steve]
Oh... alright