Tom Anderson vs Mark Zuckerberg lyrics

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
TOM ANDERSON
VS
MARK ZUCKERBERG
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Mark Zuckerberg]
Hello Tom Anderson, it's time you take a look
Nobody uses MySpace, we all use Facebook
I'd look at your profile but where the hell do I go?
That update you made, it like, seriously blows
I'll take that whiteboard and smash your face through it
When they bury you I'll write, here lies a b*tch
You got the empty space inspiration from where you like to j*rk
I think it's time that I show you the better Social Network

[Verse 2: Tom Anderson]
Aren't you colorblind? That's why Facebook is blue?
That еxplains why you can't see that I'm better than you
My update sucks? Look at your timеline
At least my website didn't cause a bunch of suicides
I have 200,000,000 friends, you can only have 5,000
I'll make my site return, then I'll throw you over the mountain
You dropped out of Harvard just to sh*t around the Internet
I'll send your girl Priscilla Chan my personal friend request
[Verse 3: Mark Zuckerberg]
Listen here "Lord Flathead", you don't know how to hack
A decent and usable server is something you lack
Your website caused more deaths than the Holocaust
MySpace is a website that is more lonely than the island on L.O.S.T
I can gather my friends like sheep in a herd
All your stupid friends just "forgot" their password
You changed MySpace from black to blue?
Hell, even Google + has more users than you

[Verse 4: Tom Anderson]
Your website became cancerous, just ask the swagfags (Obey)
I'd play that dumbass Farmville but all it does is lag
b*tch, this isn't tumblr, take off those "inspirational quotes"
You erase the funny jokes, but keep the dead baby posts? (1 like, 1 prayer)
You can't even play music on your damn profile
Your whole damn site is a magnet for pedophiles
I made plenty of money, so suck my di*k
Your ass got beat? Ha, Tom Anderson likes this

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES