Jack the Ripper vs Jeff the Killer lyrics

[Intro]
EPIC. RAP. BATTLE PARODIES
JACK THE RIPPER
VS
JEFF THE KILLER
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Jack the Ripper]
Dear Jeff, I keep on hearing that you think you can beat me
You're just a kid, I'm the greatest killer in all of history
I have laughed when you talk about putting me to rest
I'd mutilate you, but I've only killed people who've had sex
Oh, do you feel that burn, like vodka and bleach?
Now I'll let you join your family among the tortured and deceased
Break your Elizabeth stride when I snap your legs in half
Followed by your arms; it's a Double Event of my wrath

[Verse 2: Jeff the Killer]
Ha, ha, ha, ha, you lied to me
You told me that you'd win, but unblinking I see
That you only killed five back in 1888
So it's time for Leather Apron to meet my lovely Leatherface
Nobody knows who you are, can't even decide on a name
But who am I? I'm some guy achieving Internet fame
You won't be writing letters anymore once I'm released
I'll turn the R-I-P in Ripper into Rest in Peace
[Verse 3: Jack the Ripper]
You're a Joker ripoff, right down to the smile
Went insane and left in flames on the bathroom floor tile
Nobody ever caught me; you're all bark and no bite
A creepypasta pedo hunting kids throughout the night
While you're busy getting children, I'm sticking my blade in women
I'll drink your blood like ginger beer before it has time to thicken
They call me Saucy Jacky, I'm sure to be the winner
So good luck defeating me; yours truly, Jack the Ripper

[Verse 4: Jeff the Killer]
You're one to talk about ripoffs; you've spawned millions
And yet nobody could prove that you even exist
You're a hoax; a British media publicity stunt
Your knife's so nice and sharp, but I'll be cruel and blunt
Want to come to a party? It'll be so fun
Whether at the bus stop or backyard, I'll have this battle won
I'm the white hoodie From Hell, here to make you weep
Now lie back, relax, and go to sleep

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES