James Bond vs Austin Powers lyrics

[Intro]
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JAMES BOND
VS
AUSTIN POWERS
BEGIN

[Verse 1: James Bond]
007, yeah, you can call me James Bond
You think you're gonna win? Well you're damn wrong
I'll kick your ass, From Russia with Love
Yeah, you can't get enough, I'm a ladies' man (Bond, girl)
You think you've got a decent movie?
You're not even groovy, face it, you're losing
My rhymes are ill
You better not move, I got a Power of Will and a License to Kill
I'll kill you in this free-for-all
Me and you know that I truly Thunderball

[Interlude: James Bond]
Target neutralized. What?

[Verse 2: Austin Powers]
Yeah baby, yeah, this ought to be pretty groovy
I'm a badass unlike you in almost all of your movies
I'm the official Man of Mystery, therе's no competition
To beat you? Easily evеry spy's mission
I'm sorry man, I didn't mean to hurt your wee feelings
I'll beat your ass and hang you up onto the ceiling
A ladies' man, baby? You don't deserve that reputation
When the only dates you get are from the Make-A-Wish Foundation
[Verse 3: James Bond]
You ruined a spy's name, you ruined a British land
You, sir, have no game, you're so lame
Your teeth, woah, it's a damn shame
Get on your knees, you're my new Bond girl
In the words of Skrillex, you can suck my big load
You sent Mini-Me to do your fighting
Oh my god, so frightening
What the Bullocks? What the hell are you wearing?
It looks like a gay orgy
Made you the b*tch and began spraying
You're an abortion from Fantasia
I'm the original, I'm the reason Hollywood made ya

[Verse 4: Austin Powers]
All your rhymes are done and now I'm about to get serious
My raps are like dynamite, they make you all delirious
So come at me, you little wannabe detective
I get all the glory, I'm really respective
It took me three movies to beat the bad guy
With all your crappy films, you deserve to die
This battle is over, so here's my last line
Every bad story has to end, I guess it's your time

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
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