Bronies vs Trekkies lyrics

[Intro]
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BRONIES
VS
TREKKIES
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[Verse 1: Brony 1, Brony 2, Brony 3, and Brony 4]
Once upon a time, in the land of Equestria
This fandom arose, ready to make a mess of ya
We're going strong on this b*tch, having a ball
Just answer this Q: What make you a threat at all?
We're wrecking Discord in a musical Cadence
The next big thing, while your fame has faded
We have more class that DJ Pon-3 and Octavia
But call us Fluttershy, as we'll be the ones to tame ya

[Verse 2: Trekkie 1, Trekkie 2, Trekkie 3, Trekkie 4, and Spock]
You joined the big leagues, so now you'll pay the Enterprise
You were stupid enough to battlе us, but that ain't no real surprise
We won't act likе Flutterb*tch, we'll be real diabolical
You're gonna win? Just like Spock says; that's very illogical
We could rap in Klingon, and still have a better flow
I mean, at least we don't clop to a freaking kids show
You'll be gone The Next Generation, and Star Trek will go strong
You're too immature to be here, the playground's where you belong
[Verse 3: Brony 1, Brony 2, Brony 3, Brony 4, and All]
We can buck you faster than ten seconds flat
And with our rhymes, we're fiercer that Rarity's cat
Feuding with you guys? Easier than a Magic Duel
You should visit Cheerliee, 'cause you're about to get schooled
Star Trek? We can get more entertainment from playing Pong
You guys are probably people that judge shows by their theme song
You're all heading into Darkness, time to prepare for your doom
Because you're all getting slammed by this Sonic RapBoom

[Verse 4: Trekkie 1, Trekkie 2, Trekkie 3, Trekkie 4, and All]
If people hate on the show you go nuts, you're all hypocrites
So it seems "love and tolerance" is just a bunch of bullsh*t
Beams us up Scotty, these bronies are about to go boom
Now we will go where no brony has gone before, a girls bedroom
Bronies don't show the love of the show, they just make OC's
And also, watching that show doesn't give you an actual crony
We travel through the whole universe and discover new worlds
While your story has been made for prepubescent girls

[Verse 5: Brony 1, Brony 2, Brony 3, Brony 4, and All]
We'll snap your f*cking necks, like Fluttershy killed a bear
We may support friendship, but we don't always share and care
Just lay off us already, you lazy little slackers
Or we'll go Big Mac on you; Sweet Apple Massacre
We're producing more scared than the Luna Game
While you're just producing unoriginal fan names
So go back to your crappy Enterprise, you little headaches
And hurry... we're getting hungry for Cupcakes
[Verse 6: Trekkie 1, Trekkie 2, Trekkie 3, Trekkie 4, and All]
We're actually talented, rapping even better than Zecora
We would be nice, If you were actually sane we'd ignore ya
But you're not, so we'll show you really how stupid you all are
Even Derpy can see that in life you won't go far
It's pretty obvious that My Little Pony has the worst fans
Exhibit A: little girl, Exhibit B: old horny man
This battle is over, we won with our superior minds and tech
Remember from now on little faggots, never mess with Star Trek

[Outro]
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