Sheldon Cooper vs Doctor Who lyrics

Sheldon Cooper:
You are one of my heroes, but I just have to make you die!

I would be happy, then I will release a sigh

I am an actual doctor, you just have the name

I love how you act like your intelligence is the same

I'm more intelligent and I know what makes you weak

I'll show you that I'm the one who's truly unique

I'll smack you with my pinger

You know what? Go ahead.. BAZINGA!!

The Doctor:
Bloody hell! Is that a slovene?

Oh, I'm sorry, you're just very obscene

I havе many companions, I'm almost never alone

Your intеlligence, you keep inside, mine is always shown
I know if you saw a Dalek, you would do nothing but panic and squeal!

You already know I'm The Doctor, but my raps made you unable to heal!

Sheldon Cooper:
I don't need your healing! I can do it myself!

With your companions, you act like you're wearing a chasity belt

900 years of travel, every second is p*ss

You should stop being dumb and buy a first aid kit

Doctor Who, what's up with you

In so many lives, I may look up to you

Now this battle is getting irrelevant, so let us end this

I won this battle so go ahead and sock it

You think you're uncontrollable? Here's a chocolate

The Doctor:
I don't need any chocolate! You are a stupid one!
What's wrong with your face? Are you my mum?

You can't handle the daleks, unlike Rose Tyler

And trust me, my geeky friend, I am no liar

Speaking of Rose, she's just a normal girl

And even she can beat you, you make me wanna hurl

Before this battle's over, I'll go and drive her

Just stand back, I'll use my sonic screwdriver