Real Milf Hours lyrics
by Billy Marchiafava
[Intro]
Aye, I'm lookin' for a 50 year old goth b*tch with fake nails, the f*ck you talkin' 'bout?
She gotta have them bags under her eyes, you know what I'm sayin'? A real working class hoe
(Billy!)
[Verse 1]
Rippin' and dippin' it all I've been gettin' is cream so I'm whippin' it
Countin' up commas, I think that I'm gettin' it
Thought I'd be broke but I guess I'm the opposite
Jump in this b*tch goin'
Straight to the top and sh*t
Straight to the top and sh*t
Straight to the top and sh*t
Straight to the top and sh*t
Bad little b*tch and she givin' me top and sh*t
All of these haters just jump the f*ck off my di*k
If you don’t like my sh*t find a tall cliff and just jump the f*ck off that sh*t (Hmm, Yeah!)
Almost got a milli' that sh*t like "Woah!"
If you a bad b*tch I might suck your toes
And if you a little thick I might suck your rolls
b*tch like "Damn!"
"You're the f*cking man"
All around the world, yeah my sh*t's the f*cking jam
Running up a check (Ay) I'm gettin' to the bands
Still got bad b*tches rollin' blunts in the sand
b*tch I might be out here shoppin' witcho granny
You don't know what the f*ck I'm doin'
[Verse 2]
I don’t give a f*ck i'm ignorant
Try to tell me I ain't makin' it
Watch the come up we on one
But I don’t give a f*ck still sad as sh*t
Got a goth b*tch dancin' on my di*k
But I don't gotta hit it I'm lazy
f*cked a bad b*tch named daisy
Sippin' on tea witcho lady
Bring the milf hoes to the party
50 and up get it poppin', damn
Billy just went thrift shoppin'
Found some fake Gucci, I copped it
I’m rich as a b*tch, still steal sh*t
Find me in target with your main b*tch
Sippin' on tea from the market
My music is f*cking garbage
(laughing)