[LIN-MANUEL]
How does a hyper writer, overachiever, New Yorker
Cast all the actors in his multi-layered, multi-ethnic Broadway show without ever casting
Winsome whiny hackers[?], dried-up saltine crackers
And get some multiracial ringers
Instead of Mormon singers
[MORMON #1]
Hello
My name is last year's hit
Although we used to pack 'em in, we're in the half-price booth
[MORMON #2]
Hello
My show's devoid of wit
We used to be the hottest show when we attracted youth
[MORMONS]
Goodbye[MORMON #1]
And please don't thumb your nose,
But since you opened Hamilton, we have to close
[MORMON #2]
You simply won't believe how much
This show won't change your life
This show can't change your life
This show eats up your life
This show will suck your life |
[MORMON #1]
This show won't change your life
This show can't change your life
This show will suck your life
This show eats up your life |
[MORMONS]
And you can't take your wife
The book of no more Mormons