[Chorus]
David
D-D-D-David Baker (David, David)
David
D-D-David Baker (David)
[Hook]
He gets all the chicks (ah), he gets all the pus*y (ah)
When you pull back the foreskin, what do you see?
David Baker sending me to the SLC
[Chorus]
David
D-D-D-David Baker (David, David)
David
D-D-David Baker (David)
[Verse 1]
The classroom door opens and here come pedo Dave
Anne hits him with a mallet so she's not his slave
He tries to get her into bed
So she throws him to the ground and stomps on his head
[Hook]
He gets all the kids (ah), he gives them all candy (ah)
When a van pulls up next to you, what do you see?
David Baker's bald head and his small willy
[Chorus]
David
D-D-D-David Baker (David, David)
David
D-D-David Baker (David)