I’m Playing Minecraft With My p*nis Out lyrics

[Intro]
Wow
Look at everything in here
The blocks, the clouds, the water
It's so simple yet so complex (yeah)

[Verse]
I'm playing Minecraft with my f*ckin' p*nis out
If my mom comes in here I'ma punch her in her mouth (Pork chops)
I got really far and I'm deep in a cave
If I f*ckin' find some diamonds I can sleep today (Oh look some diamonds)
(Ooh) I got woke up by a skeleton (Yeah)
That was very spooky, I'ma put his ass in hell again
Put his skinny ass in the ender
I got a diamond pickaxe, I ain't no pretender (Yummy)
All my homies chilling in a house I just made
Girls can't come in 'cause all girls are gay
Listen to the sheep, it's so beautiful outside
I got sheep, I got chickens, I got pigs, they can fly
If you play creative mode, you deserve to die
I don't play creative mode, that ain't gonna fly
I got a wheat garden, couple carrots and some bamboo
Right by that lake where I met you
You were only 3 when we picked up that dirt cube
We made that cube our house (Steve)
I said I'm playing Minecraft with my p*nis out
If my mom comes in I'm punching her in her mouth