Calipornia lyrics

[Intro]
Hey (Yeah)
(Hey, it's Tony Baloney) Ay, yeah
Hello?
(Dang, that stack scared the f*ck outta me) I got to turn down the...
Audio (Yeah)
He has a story
Mmm
Wait a minute
(This is a certified bop) f*ck (Yeah)

[Verse 1]
She met me in Pittsburgh (Yeah)
She wanna make my di*k hurt (Yummy)
Told her to come to California (Yummy)
Just so I could di*k her (Yeah)
b*tch, I'm broke as f*ck, you must not know who the f*ck I am (Woody)
I'm in a goddamn gym (Jammity)
My life is in a sham

[Interlude]
Hold up, I used this beat before

[Verse 2]
(Yeah) Let me chill out, I sleep on a couch
When I get over there, imma sleep in your mouth
Ask my n*gga Wally 'bout the things in the South
(Woody) Slap they don't talk about, now I'm off topic
Do you wanna fight, b*tch? Punch you in your armpit
Sega don't fight, please don't even start sh*t
(Fight me) You wanna fox like it's a starship
Do a barrel roll right on my hard di*k
Youngin bein' funny, I don't go no money
So I cannot see you, lil dummy hummy honey
I wanna f*ck you in a butt as a buddy
Is it gay if I like girl's buttholes, yummy
It is what it is, and it ain't what it ain't
Got no b*tches on my di*k 'cause my p*nis really stank
When I tell you I am lame, I am just being frank
f*ck rap, imma sell propane like I'm Hank (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
But the butthole prowl like the pus*y stank
If you wanna f*ck me, then you better have AIDS
I don't like breakfast, I don't like eggs (Ay)
I don't want a baby, get up out my face (Fixity)
I don't wanna hang, friends, no not today
I just found out on the internet that I'm gay (Homo)
I don't use Twitter 'cause Doja Cat blocked me
I'm 'bout to kill myself, and nobody can stop me