Dookiebutt Monster lyrics

[Intro]
Poo coming out of you anus, on porn- *burp*
BANG BANG!
That’s a stinky pile of sh*t! (Mm hm)
Gimme dat dookie you f*cking faggot
Lemme eat it! (Mmmm)
(Jeff, what the f*ck are you hiding at me, Jeff?) Nom nom nom nom nom nom

[Chorus]
I am the Dookiebutt monster
I will eat your ass like lobster
I am real I’m not from fosters
Yeah, I’m the real deal I’m not an impostor (Dookie!)
Yeah, Dookiebutt monster
Come into your house and I don’t give a f*ck
I will take your goddamn bucks
And your goddamn booty, and your goddamn butt, yeah

[Verse 1]
I’m in the mood for some dookiebutt butthole
Gimme dat bubble, you're in trouble
Yeah, b*tch, I want that sh*t
I want your bootyhole all on my di*k
And I got some... tentacles
Put it in your butthole it’s pretty cool
I am the dookiebutt monster dude
Can I have some of your pubes?
One time, I broke into a house
And I took my dookieman hole wetter out
Then I took your bootyholes and put them together
Now I can smell your as*h*les better
I like bootyholes, buttchecks and dookie
sh*t and poopy, better be cutie
I love to watch it come out like movies
Step in your poop while I squeeze on your boobies
[Chorus]
I am the Dookiebutt monster
I will eat your ass like lobster
I am real I’m not from fosters
Yeah, I’m the real deal I’m not an impostor (Dookie!)
Yeah, Dookiebutt monster
Come into your house and I don’t give a f*ck
I will take your goddamn bucks
And your goddamn booty, and your goddamn butt, yeah (Poo!)

[Verse 2]
Poo coming out of your anus
On Pornhub, shirts poo, I’m famous
Pictures of dookie and sh*t, girls eatin' turds
It hards my di*k, come fart on it
Who needs a tan? I’m the dookiebutt man
I rub on your skin with poop in my hands
C’mon, skank, do the dookiebutt dance
I wanna go home and eat sh*t covered ants

[Chorus]
I am the Dookiebutt monster
I will eat your ass like lobster
I am real I’m not from fosters
Yeah, I’m the real deal I’m not an impostor
Yeah, Dookiebutt monster
Come into your house and I don’t give a f*ck
I will take your goddamn bucks
And your goddamn booty, and your goddamn butt, yeah
(Diarrhea) I am the Dookiebutt monster
I will eat your ass like lobster
I am real I’m not from fosters
Yeah, I’m the real deal I’m not an impostor
Yeah, Dookiebutt monster
Come into your house and I don’t give a f*ck
I will take your goddamn bucks
And your goddamn bootynd your goddamn butt, yeah