I Don’t Wear Condoms lyrics

[Intro: London Yellow]
Yeah, 'bout to tear that sh*t up
Wait, do you have a condom?
No
Why would I-
Why would I have a condom?
Uh, to have safe sex?
What do you mean?
Uh, just that- Yeah?
What if I wanna have kids, you know?
What if I don't wanna have kids?
Well yeah, I mean, you have an option in it, it's just like
Oh my God
I have sex without condoms 'cause I wanna have some, you know, I'm having some kids

[Chorus: London Yellow]
Yeah, I don't wear no condoms 'cause I'm tryna have some kids
(I know you didn't just say that)
b*tch, yes the f*ck I did
Li-little mes runnin' around with some big-ass heads
Man I feel like Nintendo 'cause of what I just said
Yeah, I don't buy condoms 'cause I'm tryna have kids
(Is you on drugs, my n*gga?)
I'm off that black tar heroin
When a n*gga die, somebody gotta be weird again
When I disappear, I'm tryna reappear in them
[Verse 1: London Yellow & Sexymarcy]
Hangin' around my block with my little kids, they came out my c*ck
Hello Little c*ck, hello Little Barnacle
These little faggots right here are my children
I took them from their mother unwilling, it was thrilling
Goddamn, I really love the feeling
Anyway, these children are my favourite, they keep misbehavin'
God-goddamn, they grow up so fast, now they're shavin'
Oh, poppy Yellow lookin' like a f*ckin' raisin
My mama used to say, "One day, stupid b*tch, you gon' have some kids"
Pop me up some little granddaughters and or granddids
This life sh*t is so great, so please take advantage
You don't understand sh*t, would you like a sandwich?
Nah, f*ck that, but lemme get that sandwich
Now I'm 48, got enough kids to start a band with
Usin' up my bandwidth, man it's so fantastic
Had to sit down because a n*gga cannot stand it

[Chorus: London Yellow & Lilc*ckpump]
Yeah, I don't wear no condoms 'cause I'm tryna have some kids
(I know you didn't just say that)
b*tch, yes the f*ck I did
Li-little mes runnin' around with some big-ass heads
Man I feel like Nintendo 'cause of what I just said
Yeah, I don't buy condoms 'cause I'm tryna have kids
(Is you on drugs, my n*gga?)
I'm off that black tar heroin
When a n*gga die, somebody gotta be weird again
When I disappear, I'm (Ay) tryna reappear in them
[Verse 2: Lilc*ckpump]
Ay, here, kiddy kiddies, here, kiddies (Meow)
CEO of beatin' my son, and I ain't kidding
You all follow me like the leader
I am willing to sacrifice my life for my chilling
Chitlins, it's wavy
Every night, singin' Rock-A-Bye Baby, yeah it's crazy (Ee-ee-ee-ee)
Tucked in, carry you in a papoose
Carry you on my back, in a strap if I had to (Ay)
Feed you organic foods, take selfies in our mess and call you booboo
Feel like, feel like Houdini, no condoms on my peeny
Li-little mes runnin' around, look like me but they teeny
On the block, askin' if they pump they c*ck, prolly not
Crazy thoughts runnin' through they heads, get it from they dad
Daddy, flip a patty, have a cookout
Gotta keep all my baby fed, no lookout
Teachin' all my wisdom, your little mes with they books out
Take care my family 'cause family first, no pullout

[Chorus: London Yellow]
I don't wear no condoms 'cause I'm tryna have some kids
(I know you didn't just say that)
b*tch, yes the f*ck I did
Little mes runnin' around with some big-ass heads
Man I feel like Nintendo 'cause of what I just said
Yeah, I don't buy condoms 'cause I'm tryna have kids
(Is you on drugs, my n*gga?)
I'm off that black tar heroin
When a n*gga die, somebody gotta be weird again
When I disappear, I'm tryna reappear in them
[Verse 3: Lil Barnacle]
Makin' mini-mes when there's semen shootin' out my meat
I don't use no condoms, so I'm deep inside her when I skeet
I'm savin' myself for marriage
So when we tie the knot, I can put a baby in her undercarriage
I'm in the whip, no condom on my di*k
My c*ck's the size of a toothpick
If you use condoms, you're a little b*tch
I don't use condoms, so I had a son and I named him Mitch
To be honest, sometimes I f*ck my kids too
'Cause I'm from Alabama, and it's what I was born to do
I'm not actually from Alabama
I'm from Chicago, but I'll still f*ck your kids though
f*ck these kids like Gacy, f*ck these kids like Kevin Spacey
If you think I'm gonna use a condom, b*tch you are crazy
'Cause I am too lazy to put it on
So f*ck it, I'll just have a baby

[Chorus: London Yellow]
I don't wear no condoms 'cause I'm tryna have some kids
(I know you didn't just say that)
b*tch, yes the f*ck I did
Little mes runnin' around with some big-ass heads
Man I feel like Nintendo 'cause of what I just said
Yeah, I don't buy condoms 'cause I'm tryna have kids
(Is you on drugs, my n*gga?)
I'm off that black tar heroin
When a n*gga die, somebody gotta be weird again
When I disappear, I'm tryna reappear in them
I don't wear no condoms 'cause I'm tryna have some kids
(I know you didn't just say that)
b*tch, yes the f*ck I did
Little mes runnin' around with some big-ass heads
Man I feel like Nintendo 'cause of what I just said
I don't, I don't buy condoms 'cause I'm tryna have kids
(Is you on drugs, my n*gga?)
I'm off that black tar heroin
When a n*gga die, somebody gotta be weird again
When I disappear, I'm tryna reappear in them