Poop Men lyrics

[Intro: Uncle Ron & London Yellow]
Who is it?
Oh, it's me, the dookie man

[Verse 1: London Yellow]
Poop out my ass
It feels good when it's comin' out
I got poop all around
I got poop on the ground
I got poop smear on my frown and then it turned it upside down
I got poopy on the toilet and I don't wanna flush it down
I got poop on my head and I made it a poop crown
I'm the f*ckin' dookie man (King)
I'm the f*ckin' dookie brown
I'm the f*ckin' poopy god
Poopy up, poopy down (Let's go)
Poopy left, poopy right (To the right)
Poopy all night
I got poopy, so much (So much)
I got dookie for lunch (Mmm)

[Verse 2: Uncle Ron]
Pee-pee, poo-poo
Will there be enough room?
Peein' on the bride, and I'm pooin' on the groom
Ha-happy wedding day
I am happy wedding gay
When I pee-pee on the bride and I eat a bowl of hay
I got cereal in my sh*t
I got pee-pee on my di*k
I got di*ks on my ass and poo on my sh*t
'Cause you know I'm eatin' Ritz
Not the cracker, it's the bits
Peanut butter when I nutter and you know my butt's the sh*t
What the f*ck?
Whatcha gonna do?
One, two, three, don't forget poo
Four at the door, your mom's a whore
I do pee-pee poo parkour
[Verse 3: London Yellow]
Poo-poo-poop on my mind
'Cause I don't got no real friends (No real)
Poop in my house
'Cause nobody f*ck with the kid (No chill)
Poop on my face
Now you know a n*gga smear it in
Poop on my walls
You got no poop, that's embarassin' (It is, yuh)
Poop, and I cherish it (I do)
Poop, and I bury it (I do)
Poop, I dig it up, put it back in my butt
And then I carry it
Poop, b*tch I'm serious (I'm serious)
Poop out my ass, period (Period)
Pick my poop up, smash it in my hands, through my fingers
I'm the dookie man, stupid ass (Woah)
Not no f*ckin' singer (Nope)
I'm the dookie dad, I'm the dookie uncle dookie wiener (I love sh*t)