When Ass Bites Back lyrics

[Skit]

[Queen Queef-A-Lot]
Oh, wow
Dalla Dalla, that was quite spectacular

[Dalla Dalla]
Yeah
I mean, I guess

[Queen Queef-A-Lot]
Is something wrong?
Was it my slippery, slidey, sea legs?

[Dalla Dalla]
No, no no, of course not, dude
Those were super hot
It's just that, you didn’t let me eat your ass
And now I feel like I went on this great long journey to the edges of the galaxy for nothing
Can't I just smooch the rim a little bit?
Just a little tongue tickle on the butthole?

[Queen Queef-A-Lot]
I apologize, but
I just can't allow that
I mean, I’m so strongly dis-positioned against anal oral sex
That I have inspired the residents of several planets to become disgusted with it, just like me
[Dalla Dalla & Queen Queef-A-Lot]
Wow, you must have a way with words to be able to persuade several entire- (No no no no no no no no)

[Queen Queef-A-Lot]
No no no no no
No no no
No
Not through persuasion
Through mind control
Do you see that giant antenna towering magnificently in the distance?

[Dalla Dalla]
That's an antenna?
I thought that was a giant dong statue
You know, 'cause you like dong so much

[Queen Queef-A-Lot]
No no no no no
I mean, yeah I like dong, but it's an antenna
That broadcasts a signal that can terminate the infactuation with anal stimulation for the residents of several entire planets

[Dalla Dalla]
Wait a minute
Do one of those planets happen to be Earth?

[Queen Queef-A-Lot]
Wow
Actually yes
How did you know that?
[Dalla Dalla & Queen Queef-A-Lot]
'Cause I've been living there
And it's been a nightmarish, dystopian hell hole with no ass to eat for my whole life
And now I know that's it’s all because of you? (Oh my)

[Queen Queef-A-Lot]
Ugh, jeez, please
Calm yourself down
I’m sorry, I-I-I just-

[Dalla Dalla]
Hey di*kbot

[di*kbot]
Yes sir, Mr. Dalla, sir?

[Dalla Dalla]
I want you to fire the biggest gun we have at that anti-ass antenna
Blow it to smithereens

[di*kbot]
Guiding targeting system towards gigantic sky c*ck

[Queen Queef-A-Lot]
Wait! No!
Noooo!
Oowwww!
[Dalla Dalla]
Now di*kbot
Eject the queen from the ship immediately

[di*kbot]
Ejecting thot in ten seconds

[Queen Queef-A-Lot & di*kbot]
Wait wait, stop, please (Ten)
(Nine) If you let me live
I- (Eight)
I'll let you eat my ass (Five)

[Dalla Dalla & di*kbot]
You know, (Six)
I might eat alien ass (Four)
But I don’t eat crazy b*tch ass, (Three) you intergalactic thot (Two)
di*kbot
What- Are you eating?
What's the big hold up? (One)

[Queen Queef-A-Lot]
AAAAAHHHH
*gasps*
*screaming*

[Announcer]
Attention all alien creatures
The queen is f*cking dead
I repeat, the f*cking alien queen is f*cking dead
Everyone, remember to follow protocol by screaming and panicking mindlessly
And be ready to repeat everybody's ship to whoever killed our ruler Queen Queef-A-Lot