Bonzi Buddy vs Clippy (Remastered version) lyrics

[Verse 1 - Clippy]
I see you’re looking for a fight, would you like some help?
I’ll guarantee to beat your ass and leave you in computer hell!
You’re annoying as sh*t, like when you’re singing your songs
How about you sing me a tune of how you like Expand Dong
I’ll write a word doc*ment of all the reasons you suck
You think your spyware phases me? I don’t give a f*ck
Your ass will be back in the jungle, and I guess that it seems
This failed purple ape only is known for his memes

[Verse 2 - Bonzi]
Nice to meet you, I’m Bonzi, here to help!
This is our first time on the mic, so let me tell you about myself!
The more disses you take, the smarter I become!
I’ll be the emcee of the PC world by time I’m done
I'm throwing bananas at this twit, call it Bonzi Kart
I have heart, you're just a misused moving Clip Art
I’m hopping to the next update to bring your defeat
Cause its dumb your biggest enemy was Windows XP

[Verse 3 - Clippy]
You never inspired Cortana, you were a mistake
And I’ll make you face a similar threat to Harambe
I’m a Bonzi Buddy Killer- Rap Battling is my speciality
Mess with me, you’ll be forgotten like Ms. Dewey
Suck on a thousand bananas, you can’t beat me bro
You’re Doom-ed! End you faster than a midi Slayer solo
Not even I could correct this error, we’ve had enough
If you were really worth sh*t, you wouldn’t have gone bankrupt