di*k Van Dyke lyrics

Everyone loves di*k Van Dyke
He's the man who acts and sings
Apparently he's been in lots
And lots and lots of things
But apart from Mary Poppins
What else has di*k Van Dyke been in?

Oh wait, yeah, he was also in
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
I really like that film because
It's got a flying car
But apart from
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and Mary Poppins
What else has di*k Van Dyke been in?

Oh wait, yeah, he was also in
Diagnosis: Murder
I really like that show because
It's got a flying car
But apart from Diagnosis: Murder
And Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and Mary Poppins
What else has di*k Van Dyke been in?

Oh wait, yeah, he was also in
Night at the Museum
di*k Van Dyke was good in that
It's a shame that the film was sh*t
But apart from
Night at the Museum and Diagnosis: Murder
And Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and Mary Poppins
What else has di*k Van Dyke been in?
Apparently he is also in
An episode of Scrubs
I haven't actually seen it
But people say "Scrubs" all the time
So apart from an episode of Scrubs
And Night at the Museum and Diagnosis: Murder
And Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and Mary Poppins
What else has di*k Van Dyke been in?

I can't believe it took this long
To get to The di*k Van Dyke Show
So allow me to draw this song to a close
That's enough things that di*k Van Dyke's been in