The Instagram Comedians Song lyrics

[Intro]
This one is dedicated for all those sh*tTY INSTAGRAM COMEDIANS out there, this one is for you!

[Verse]
I didn't know what I would do when vine closed down
The more I thought the less I wanted to live
What's the use of trying?
I'm talent-less
I'm gonna die alone and penniless

[Verse 2]
I'm a comedian!
A really, real bad one
My jokes are median
But they're appealing to someone

[Hook]
I don't have...
Talent or skills but I pay the bills, live in beverly hill,s
I only appeal to all the little kids
They're the only ones that laugh at my skits
But I'm not even trying
'Cause my humor is sh*t
Criticize me and you'll get hit

[Verse]
I'm a comedian!
A really, real bad one
My jokes are median
But they're appealing to someone
[Hook]
I don't have...
Talent or skills but I pay the bills
Man my jokes do not kill

[Middle Rant]
Yeah, and to prove that I'm a real comedian, my numbers back it up
And all these laughing emoji's, they back it up too
So that means, I'm a real comedian
f*ck you

[Hook]
Thank you Instagram
For allowin' my nose job
I've been sh*t for a livin', I need to be stopped

[Verse]
I'm a comedian!
A really, real bad one
My jokes are median
But they're appealing to someone

[Hook]
I don't have...
Talent or skills but I pay the bills
Let me take all these pills
[Verse]
I'm a comedian!
A really, real bad one
My jokes are median
But they're appealing to someone
I'm a comedian!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

[Outro Rant]
I'm an Instagram Comedian by the way
I'm so sh*t at this
I'm not funny at all
Why do I call myself a comedian
I shouldn't be one
I, Actually I'm not one
But I, But I think I am
Beca-, f*ck it I'm done