Gimme the mic cause I'm taking my life
In an unexpected new direction
I could care less about your breasts
Or that your daddy never gave you very much attention
I'm the same as I used to be
But I'm doing my best to make a good impression
I don't wanna go on, but I don't wanna be long
In this condition
(Ooh) Did you know that I'm your biggest fan?
(Ooh) I just wanna thank you for the add
(Ooh) Can I introduce you to my dad?
(Ooh) Mmm, stop
Cause I'm feeling like a dead man, or the way I seem
Cause I'm living underground with a fake I.D
Cause I'm a dead man, or the way I seem
Cause I'm living underground with a fake I.D
Cause I'm a dead man, or the way I seem
Cause I'm living underground with a fake I.D
Cause I'm a dead man, or the way I seem
Cause I'm twitching and I'm learning slowly
I'm turning my cell phone on
In the middle of the interview
I'm digging a shallow grave
To eliminate my point of view
Gotta get suggestions I'll best to get your attention
Tell you I'm cool
I don't wanna go on, but I don't wanna be long
In this condition
(Ooh) Did you know that I'm your biggest fan?
(Ooh) I just wanna thank you for the add
(Ooh) Can I introduce you to my dad?
(Ooh) Mmm, stop
Cause I'm feeling like a dead man, or the way I seem
Cause I'm living underground with a fake I.D
Cause I'm a dead man, or the way I seem
Cause I'm living underground with a fake I.D
Cause I'm a dead man, or the way I seem
Cause I'm living underground with a fake I.D
Cause I'm a dead man, or the way I seem
Cause I'm twitching and I'm learning slowly