I Couldn’t Spell !!*@! lyrics

[Intro]
Ol' skinny-legged thing
Come on sing it back to my strings

[Verse 1]
Drew a mustache on your picture
Threw your ring away
I'd a wrote you a letter
But I couldn't spell !!*@!
And that's all I got to say, yeah
That's all I got to say

[Verse 2]
When I found out you'd been untrue
Not a minute did I delay
I'd-a wrote you a letter
But I couldn't spell !!*@!
And that's all I got to say, yeah
That's all I got to say

[Bridge]
I even went to where we used to go
Outside of town
Found the tree where we carved our names
And chopped that jive thing down
[Verse 3]
I burned the tie you gimme
Never dug it anyway
I'd-a wrote you a letter
But I couldn't spell !!*@!
And that's all I got to say, heh-heh
That's all I got to say

[Bridge]
I'm gonna do everything I can
To get even with you
I started today when I wrote your name down
In 34 telephone booths

[Verse 3]
I burned the tie you gimme
Never dug it anyway
I'd-a wrote you a letter
But I couldn't spell !!*@!
And that's all I got to say, heh
That's all I got to say

[Outro]
Dirty, rotten, big, round, long, skinny-legged
Fat and stiff, nabbin
!!*@!