Al Bundy lyrics

[Intro: Meechy Darko]
Al Bundy (Al Bundy)
Al Bundy (Uh)
Yeah (Al Bundy)

[Verse]
I'm so high from last night, woke up on the ceilin', yo
Bucket low like f*ck it though, n*gga feel like Gilligan
f*ck being better than you, I'm tryna be better than me
It's just me, myself, and I, I'm tryna be better than we
Roll that weed (Roll it), no stress we need (Nah)
Smokin' 'til we catch a seizure, Rick Ross indeed (Uh)
The XO got me staggerin' like I ain't got no balance
And my b*tch head great, and yours' mentally challenged, yeah
Three b*tches and me, ha, now that's some foreplay
Sex sweet, sticky sheets, pus*y tastes like shortcake (Yum)
Granddaddy OG kush and Olde English
Can't tell me that my soul ain't old, n*gga
My money bloody, so she call me Count Rackula
Endzone dance in the pus*y, then I tackle her (Hut)
No, never shackle her, tear the condom wrapper up
My di*k is a gift, so I wrap it up
Beat the kitty nine times, now all her life gone
This is my retarded flow, call it 50 Tyson
Slidded the di*k in, her pus*y constrict like a python
This weed is quite strong, I stuff it and ignite bong
Inhale, exhale, take a whiff, I bet you smell me
p*ssy off the Crissy, p*ssin' on bitties like R. Kelly
I'm young, black, and gaudy
Young, black, and horny
She young, black, stacked, ass fat, face gorgeous
Never ask for sh*t, and her ego is enormous
Remember, she's a b*tch, so of course a n*gga dog her
Safari-print lenses
I murder the beat, dissect it and do forensics, and leave without a blemish
Smokin' on headband, overviewin' the Earth (Lifted)
Life is a fifty-fifty, you know, gift and the curse
How deep is too deep? 'Cause I done seen the bottom
Feels like the Earth is in my reach 'cause that's how high I've gotten (Floatin')
I dispose of you foes and these shows through the flows (f*ck out of here)
Pop a tab and crush the globe as my third eye glows
It's hard to believe that there is barely a heart in me
Accepted my mistake 'cause it only made a smarter me (Smarten up, n*gga)
Even Blood know Cuz flow like an artery
Even Cuz know blood flow like an artery
[Produced by Meechy Darko]