Poser (Closer Parody) lyrics

[Intro]
Hey, it was legal the boys that you were dating.
The age got to much so they hating it ain't right..
Hey, You play Pokemon Go call it Pikachu,
When really he just wants to Peek-At-Chu.

[Pre-Chorus]

I know he's an old fart, he gonna go and go and break your heart and,
Brings you to the bar, he won't get far.
You too young.

[Chorus]
So homie you're a Poser, don't you dare go and throw her.
Don't you go out there and hurt her, she ain't even up to your shoulders.
When you try and expose her, remember she is just a minor.

Please don't be a f*cking Poser, we all know you're a Poser!

We all know you're a f*cking Poser.
Homie you're a f*cking Poser.

[Bridge x1]
"I wanna be your man and spoil the f*ck outta you", I'll be there like Tigger and Winnie the Pooh.

You're underage, Hey there is a "Summer Nights Song"
Hey just remove your thong.
NO WAY! That's rape!
"BRUH!"

[Pre-Chorus]
I know it breaks three hearts, I be there Queen and you'll be the King of hearts.
And two years no flesh, you're so foreign just like Bangladesh.

[Chorus]
So homie you're a Poser, don't you dare go and throw her.
Don't you even go out there and hurt her, she ain't even up to your shoulders.
When you try and expose her, remember she is just a minor.

Please don't be a f*cking Poser, we all know you're a Poser!

We all know you're a f*cking Poser..
We all know you're a f*cking Poser..

[Chorus Second Part]
So homie you're a Poser, don't you dare go and throw her.
Don't you even go out there and hurt her, she ain't even up to your shoulders.
When you try to exposer her, remember she is just a minor.

Please don't be a f*cking Poser, we all know you're a f*cking Poser!

We all know you're a f*cking Poser.
We all know you're a f*cking Poser.
We all know you're a f*cking Poser.
We all know you're a f*cking Poser.
Home you're a f*cking Poser.
Home you're a f*cking Poser.
Home you're a f*cking Poser.

We all know you're a f*cking Poser.
We all know you're a f*cking Poser.
We all know you're a f*cking Poser.

[Outro]
f*cking Poser..