Health Class College Course lyrics

My mom told me I should write songs to praise girls
That's what people want to hear
But every girl inside my world
Has made me lose faith in them all together

And so I cry and I shout, and I wine and I pout
About every b*tch that lied and said they loved me
f*cked my friends and said they're sorry
Faked a baby, said that they need me
Pretty faces, so misleading

And girls need love
Just as much as boys need to
Put their di*k in something
And girls need love
Just as much as boys need to
Put their di*k in something

Anything so I don't explode, you will do for now
Here's a secret, can you keep it?
I'll say one thing but don't always mean it
Beautiful girl, you've got powers
Beautiful girl, you're a fraud
I can be just as bad, I know this
This can be just a teen obnoxious phase
And I know every little side to you: the good, the bad
And I'm drunk even after I promised you I won't, oh well
And me thinks, that the fine lady doth protest too much
And I have a better idea; you calm down, I leave

You better f*cking miss me, you better miss me
You better f*cking miss me, you better miss me
I can do this on my own
I'm gonna f*cking miss you, I'm gonna miss you
I'm gonna f*cking miss you, I'm gonna miss you
I can't do this own my own

[Outro]
f*ck you, you stupid b*tch
f*ck you, you stupid b*tch
You're a hedonist girl, trying to play "Mommy"
Just to escape your hedonist world
f*ck you, you stupid b*tch
f*ck you, you stupid b*tch
You're a hedonist girl, trying to play "Mommy"
Just to escape your hedonist world
f*ck you, you stupid b*tch