House Of 1000 Doors lyrics

[Host: Ouija Macc]
..Alright alright quiet down Welcome back to the House of 1000 Doors
What's your name young man?
- "My name is Corey and I'm twenty-six"
Corey! Well let me tell you something Corey, you're uh..you're f*cked!

[Verse 1]
Sit your ass down b*tch welcome to the show (to the show!)
Where I dip my f*cking nuts in a salsa bowl (awww!) (wait a minute?)
I'm just f*cking with you f*ck-nuts (huuh!)
But pay attention cause I'm only gonna say it once (yeah!) (wait a minute)
Ring a door bell, someones coming out
And it's kinda what the whole f*cking shows about (yeah!) (wait a minute)
Only these motherf*ckers ain't playing (no!)
Pick a door, Any door you'll see what I'm saying (huuh!)
Don't f*ck it up you may never get another chance (naw!)
If you leave then it's probably in an ambulance
- "Door Number Six" (wait a minute)
Bad choice b*tch! (damn!)
That's where I let lil' momma puncture your esophagus (wait a minute)

[Chorus]
Better choose the right door
You better choose the right door (Wait a minute!)
Better choose the right door
You better choose the right door (Wait a minute!)
[Verse 2]
Next round! It should be self explanatory (yeah!)
But not for you, you are a stupid motherf*cka Corey (awww!)
Times up, now you got to make a choice (make a choice!)
I can't hear you b*tch, use your f*cking voice
- "Door Number Three"
That ain't where you wanna be (naw!)
Doctor Dangle 'bout to give you a lobotomy (yeah!)
I can see he been warming up the power drill
We ain't got no more contestants I'ma keep it real
Choose another door this sh*t gon' be fun
What was that? He said Door Number One? (ooh!) (ooh!!)
Hell yes! (yes!) This sh*t gon' be fresh (huuh!)
Yeah right b*tch, hatchet to your chest (wait a minute!)

[Chorus]
Better choose the right door
You better choose the right door (Wait a minute!)
Better choose the right door
You better choose the right door (Wait a minute!)

[Verse 3]
Last round! How the f*ck you still alive?
I was hoping by now you'da died (awwww!) (wait a minute!)
I ain't tryna be an as*h*le (naw!)
Safe to say this will probably be the last door (yeah!)
Give the people what they ask for (yeah!)
You don't die it's gon' ruin my episode (Awwww!)
No ones ever made it here before (naw!)
It's the mystery door
Finally get to show the people how you got here
You watched a lot of child pornography throughout the years
Open up the door let me make it clear
Scroll Keeper cut you ear to ear
[Chorus]
(wait a minute)
Better choose the right door
(wait a minute)
You better choose the right door
(wait a minute)
You better choose the right door
You better choose the right door

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