Christian Mingle lyrics

[Intro]
Yeah, yeah
Aw sh*t
Devereaux
It's about that time
Yuh

[Verse]
Now I know the radio won't pick my jingle
But I killed a hundred b*tches off of Christian Mingle
Sent the catfish pics said, "b*tch I'm single"
And they go showed up tryin' to get the dingle
I filmed it all and I got it on lock on assortment of angles
I like to look at the footage while I am sautéing potatoes
I introduce in the tempeh and then I put in the tomatoes
All that is missing a splash of the Faygo and that's how my day goes
Randy and Susan are dead but I'm telling you I just feel great though
Gather the guns and the ammo and load it and off in the Bego

[Interlude]
VFW on Honeydew Lane
Alright, let's get this f*ckin' party on the road
Getting directions
Turn right on Winchester
Yeah
Turn right on Winchester
Oh my God they're never gonna see it coming
Make a left on Honeydew Lane
Oh it's gonna be great
Your destination is on the right
Let's go
[Bridge]
Walk in that b*tch, with that Glock in that b*tch
Let it pop in that b*tch, make it rain (Whoop, whoop!)
Walk in that b*tch, hatchet chop in that b*tch
Body drop in that b*tch, make it rain (Whoop, whoop!)
Walk in that b*tch, with that Glock in that b*tch
Let it pop in that b*tch, make it rain (Whoop, whoop!)
Walk in that b*tch, hatchet chop in that b*tch
Body drop in that b*tch, make it rain (Whoop, whoop!)
Walk up in a Klan rally, b*tch I'm killin' everybody
Chopper turn they white robes red (Everybody dead)
Walk up in a Klan rally, b*tch I'm killin' everybody
Chopper leavin' everybody dead (Whoop, whoop!)
Walk up in a Klan rally, b*tch I'm killin' everybody
Chopper turn they white robes red (Everybody dead)
Walk up in a Klan rally, b*tch I'm killin' everybody
Chopper leavin' everybody dead (Whoop, whoop!)

[Outro]
Please, man, let me go
I won't tell nobody, I swear
Just please, don't kill me, man
*Gunshots*