Sex & Violence lyrics
by George Carlin
You know they use sex to sell things on TV commercials; why can’t they use violence and bad language too? Not all families are as “functional” as the ones they show you on TV.
MOM: EAT YOUR f*ckIN’ CORNFLAKES, YA c*ckSUCKER!
SON: f*ck you, Ma!
MOM: WHY YOU LITTLE CREEP! (SLAM! SMACK! POW!)
DAD: Here, Son, try this. It’s new from Kellogg’s.
SON: Holy sh*t, Dad! Raisins!
MOM: HEY, as*h*le! WHADDAYA TRYIN’ TO DO?! SPOIL THE KID?!
DAD: Listen, c*nt, I’m tired of your meddlin’! (BLAM! POW! CRACK!)
SON: Hey, Dad, when you get finished punchin’ Mom, gimme some more of that sh*t with the raisins in it, would ya?