Singers With One Name lyrics
by George Carlin
Here are some more musical vermin whose mothers we wish had medical plans that included abortion.
These singers, these singers who think they’re so special they only need one name: Bono, Sting, Jewel, Tiffany, Prince. What a crock of sh*t. Get a f*cking last name would you please. I got a nice two-word name for you: "Pretentious c*cksucker!"
How do you like that? Bono, Sting. It’s bad enough the music sucks, but with no last name you can’t find out where they live to throw a f*cking bomb through their window. It’s frustrating.