Hello Kitty (Parody) lyrics

[Intro]
I am 30 and I wearing a tutu of candy
Did I mention that I’m 30?

[Verse 1]
I went the Supercuts and asked them to f*ck my head up
And look what this b*tch did to me (Ha ha ha, girl you dumb)
I used to make music and dress like a punk
Now looks like a blind stylist dressed me (Yes queen, you look great!)
This video is f*cking racist but it’s okay because I’m paying these Asians chicks to dance behind me (We want to kill ourselves)
This is the probably the worst thing I have ever done in my life and I married that Nickelback guy (Ew, ew, gross!)

[Pre-Chorus]
Did I mention that I’m 30?
Yes, I’m f*cking 30
And I’m wearing accessories I got from Claire’s
I'm never smiling, 'cause on the inside I’m dying
Please take me out of my misery
No, you have 10 more years

[Chorus 1]
Now it’s time for Dubstep music
Made by a 50 year old white guy
Hey isn’t this what the kids like?
They also like when I butcher Japanese
[Verse 2]
Ching-Chong-Wong-Ching-Chon-Chon-Ding-Dong
That means, "Go buy my new song"
Ding-Ding-Wang-Wang-Ding-Ding-Ding-Chi
That means, "Holy sh*t, I’m 30"
Holy sh*t, I’m 30
And I am not married
Old enough to have babies
Oh my God, I’m f*cking 30
Oh my God, I’m 30
Oh my God
Oh my God
Oh my God
Midlife breakdown

[Chorus 2]
Look at me, I’m eating sushi
I like to make my eyes all Japanese-y
Ching-Aw-Chow-Chi-Dong-Chi-Dong-Chi
Sure you can have my new CD!

[Outro]
Hey there Miley, Miley, are you jelly, jelly
Of my stupid f*cking video?
I made a checklist of all the stupid stuff
You did in yours, and I think we’re tied