Santa Comes Again lyrics

[Intro]
And now our feature presentation
It's Rittz b*tch

[Verse]
I just finished cooking Christmas dinner for my parents
Mashed potatoes, baby carrots and a tin that's full of beef
December 20-something, don't remember, just [?]
[?] the kids have gone to sleep (Shh)
Mom and Dad was drinking Captain Morgan
Tad too many, had too many
Asked if they could pack a bowl, I told 'em "f*ck the weed"
"Let's do a dab instead", they've never tried a dab besides
f*ck, my mom was panicking, she was struggling just to breathe
Told my dad she wanna leave, told 'em "Don't forget your gifts"
They decidеd they too drunk to drive, [?]
Told my wife, "It's finally mе and you" I said "I got a secret too
I wanted to surprise you so I bought some ecstasy to do"
The neighbors on the side of us, a party in the street
It's true someone got too drunk and left and wrecked into a vehicle
[?]
Felt the small effects from all the X I took, was starting to peak
I was hard and she was drenched, can't believe she left my di*k
It was big and stretching out the Grinches on my boxer briefs
Started getting freaky, doing sh*t we won't discuss again
f*ckin' in the wrong position 'cause a sudden muscle cramp
I had on a Santa hat, my beard was really scruffy then
Cracked a nut, said "That's enough 'til Santa comes again"
[Outro]
Ho, ho, ho
Merry Christmas