Dope Fiend ’94 lyrics

*(Verse 1)*
Let me get that needle, pass it
When it comes to the get high, baby I'm a junkie bast*rd
The fastest, and now my stomach's empty
Let me get a dozen bagels and an schmear of Dempsey
Now please arrest me, officer
'Cause I started lookin' in the Nautica
Polo, Tommy Hilfiger sweater
Mr. Woody Harrelson couldn't do no better
I'm Natural Born to the motherf*ckin' letter
For pleasure, I dig out your brain like treasure
Take your blood pressure, examine, measure
Discover, twenty years ago I f*cked your mother
I'm a born junkie, I'll never recover

*(Chorus)* 2x
Let me get that needle, pass it, when it comes to bein' the dope fiend
Kid I got's to have it
Let me get that needle, pass it, when it comes to the get high
Baby I'm a junkie bast*rd

*(Verse 2)*
I be gettin' voodoo raw like Greek sex
I'm searchin' for six chicks wit' sloppy tits hangin' off their chests
f*ck kickin' flavor in your ear
I'd rather kick you in your f*ckin' c*nt, then rip off your brassiere
I'm here, Mr. I-double-L-B-I double L
Puffin' on a nick o' crack in my jail cell
They pay me well for my services
When I murder kids, I orgasm
Then I get rid of the evidence
Left up on the scene of the crime
I spit maggots out of my mouth when I rhyme
Bloody, little punk ass, rudy-dudy
Let me get your crack rock and all your money
Sonny, I'm a f*ckin' sicky
I'll asphyxiate you then toss you in the lake like Ricki
Illin' like a handy-capped spaz
Peep the zoobaz, rippin' out the frame of your ass
*(Chorus)* 2x

*(Verse 3)*
Walkin' through the rain, I saw ya
You were holdin' hands, I'm startin' to feel like Oran "Juice" Jones
I don't really care if you just returned your glasses
I'm a take a butcher knife to your sorry asses
As I fantasize about pizza pies wit' human
Body parts and sh*t, get your f*ckin' throat slit
'Cause I'm a modern crazy guy, you're all gonna die
So why even bother actin' fly on the plane to Chicago
Call Hertz Rent a Rental Car
Think your crazy 'cause you got a scar
Think again, I'll cut you again
I'm a put that doody-casserole inside of your mother's oven

*(Chorus)* 2x