f*cking 50 b*tches (Bonus) lyrics

[Verse 1]:
I'm f*ckin' 50 b*tches, got little c*m-suckin' bananas off
Lady MarmaAIDS, I'm touchin' her tits like Diana Ross
Pimpin' Jessica Simpson, she'll be lickin' testicles that are stinkin'
She's drinkin' the c*m from my c*ck ventricle skin end
Brodie Armstrong blowed my salami schlong
Shot a whole quart on her mohawk, a pumped chick in her thong
P!nk looks like a armpit stink, a butch dyke
Into kink, vomit, drink sh*t, the no-good type
The kind that hangs at a faggot's place
I found her in an alley and made her blow me with a bag on her face
Rozonda Chilli Thomas looks like Ananda
And both can get f*cked like women from Uganda
Karen O in hеr fishnets she's someonе I wish dead
The dish rag, she can give The Joe head
Who the f*ck is Polly Harvey? Prolly want a cracker
I f*cked the bony b*tch and then smacked her
Christina Milian's feelin' Ron's weiner
She be sippin' p*ss like Orangina don't spill it, hun
Sahara Hotnights are four slimes dirtier than Sahara the pornstar when she was in her prime
Shelby Lynne got healthy skin and Country lips
And a c*nt with lips, and she stunk like di*k

[Chorus x2]:
f*ckin' 50 b*tches!
Pass me the rubbers, better yet, pass the Viagra
My c*m will squirt like Niagara
50 famous sl*ts, f*ckin' their anus and guts
Pass the Speed, I'll make these b*tches' as*h*les bleed
[Verse 2]:
Norah Jones you're a bore, your piano playin' makes me snore
Play my organ like a whore in all fours
Tony Crackhead you don't have to stay bankrupt
You can sell your ass, put Necro up on the track, sl*t
Samantha Mumba try mumblin' with c*m in your mouth
You bombaclot, swallow the cuc*mber
I never heard of Melissa Auf der Maur
She's down with Courtney Love which probably means she needs a shower
The Dixie Chicks can suck on my di*k and eat di*k
Holdin' a banjo while three of them can pluck on my prick
I'm f*ckin' Meg White
The White Stripes are strips of c*m on her face and legs that shine bright like white light
Alicia Skeez, you keep fallin' on your knees
The side of your face is pimpled and rotten like Swedish cheese
3LW is now 2GC
2 Grown c*nts that swallowed my di*k and ate feces
Lisa Marie Presley's a psycho chick that will suck anything, she sucked Michael's di*k
Which means she sucked recycled prick
And last but not least is Eve
She looks like she f*cks like a beast with yeast between her sheets when she sneeze

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[Verse 3]:
Courtney Love is equivalent to a compound water and a butt-f*ckin' pig uncivilized c*m she snorts it up
Monica blows di*k sonically like a harmonica
Hooked up to a monitor, conquered her with Erotica
T.A.T.u. a piece of sh*t Russian jailbait
That fight over who can suck on my di*k better then Nancy Stillmay
Brandy Norwood, doin' it like a whore should
f*ck your sitcom, you'll sip c*m, do porn, it's all good!
The Donnas ain't have to be Madonna is
But don't learn how to swallow jizz, Necro promises
How 'bout Avril Lavigne, ahh
She'll get a plunger up her ass like Abdul Louima
Taryn Manning, don't know who she is
But I've heard of Carol Channing, and they can both lick my gluteus
I'm tryna blast the track "Get on Your Knees"
And kick back and get blowed like Odette Ortiz
Natalie Imbruglia gets Torn
The doodie oozes out her ass like a nuclear tampon
Nelly Furtado's no different than any twat hole
Potato, potato, tomato, tomato
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[Verse 4]:
I whip my di*k out at Jennifer Love Hewitt and blew it she loves to chew it
She loves c*m so much her name should be Jennifer Loves Fluid
Mandy Moore needs a Handi Wipe for her as*h*le to wipe the sh*t when we expand it more with a pipe
Mariah Carey's a pariah
She should apply a coat of diarrhea to her face to make it flyer
Janet Jackson's a brother with a pus*y
In a year you'll have vitiligo like Michael and a Liple tooshie
Stickin' a bottle of Dom P in Ashanti
We nasty, can't forget about the Asti Spumante
Jewell's name is cool it fits for a b*tch that gets beads and jewels stuffed in her ass like fists
Sheryl Crow's in peril
I'll f*ck you before your skin turns into Velcro you're older than the shelltoe
LeAnn Rimes' anal cartilage was gangbanged by Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash and Kenny Rogers
What makes me get a boner here's an example
Me thinkin' of stickin' a scalpel in Fiona Apple's as*h*le
Channel 41 News Edition
We f*ckin' Paulina Rubio live on Univision

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[Verse 5]:
To make sure I survive Under the Covers
f*ckin' Madonna I had to use 25 rubbers
Faith Hill don't try to deny you're brittle
When I'm f*ckin' you violently you'll cry for me a little
I got Shania Twain's whole entire brain
Poppin' on my di*k givin' my prick a migraine
Beyoncé Knowles got a lotta goals
Like having c*ck constantly shoved non-stop in her holes
Kylie Minogue got f*cked like a dog
She probably sucked di*k in a morgue 'cause she's obscure like Björk
Christina Aguilera's 30 maggots won't come near us
She'll be dead at 30 lendin' faggots like Mick Jagger teared her
Gwen Stefani loves to give men punani with the red dot on her head she swallowed the salami of a Swami
Britney Spears is a pipsqueak
From Disney to di*k in her cheeks I took her virginity
Jennifer Lopez ain't nothin' new to see everybody on Earth f*cked her fat ass, including me
Shakira is a Lebanese skeez
But since you act Spanish, chupar muevo please
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