Hoes On My di*k lyrics

Hoes on my di*k cause I look like Madonna
Hoes on my di*k cause I always got the chopper
Hoes on my di*k cause I'm their baby-father
Hoes on my di*k cause I'm rich and f*ck 'em proper

Oh my god!
Oh man! these hoes on my di*k
All these hoes on my di*k
There's so many reasons why though
There's so many reasons man

Hoes on my di*k cause I look like Madonna
Hoes on my di*k cause I always got the chopper
Hoes on my di*k cause I'm their baby-father
Hoes on my di*k cause I'm rich and f*ck'em proper
Hoes on my di*k all the time they arousing
Hoes on my di*k, oh sh*t, yeah they hounding
Hoes on my di*k cause I'm based and astounding
Hoes on my di*k every time  I turn around, man
Hoes on my di*k, I be smoking purple
Hoes on my di*k and I think I'm Steve Urkel
Hoes on my di*k cause I'm a Ninja Turtle
Hoes on my di*k cause I get 'em wet like Squirtle
Hoes on my di*k, but I really don't got one
Hoes on my di*k, but I really don't got one
Hoes on my di*k, but I really don't got one
I don't really know what the f*ck this is about..
Hoes on my di*k cause I look like a lesbian
Hoes on my di*k cause I never been where I’ve been
Hoes on my di*k cause Will Ferrell's my uncle
Hoes on my di*k cause I put pills in the punch bowl
Hoes on my di*k cause I look like Caesar
Hoes on my di*k cause my brother's Justin Bieber
Hoes on my di*k cause I do just like whatever
Hoes on my di*k cause I look better in they sweater
Hoes on my di*k all the time in every weather
Taking me to heavy but I'm lighter than a feather
They dudes get 'em wet, but Kreayshawn can get 'em wetter
Get 'em wetter, get 'em wetter

These hoes on my di*k, and I ain't even got one
These hoes on my di*k, and I ain't even got one
These hoes on my di*k, and I ain't even got one

Hoes on my di*k while I be sippin' bo
Hoes on my di*k, pour hot sauce on their toes
Hoes on my di*k cause I look like a kitty
Hoes on my di*k cause my name on their titty
Hoes on my di*k, on my clit, yeah they riding
Hoes on my di*k, tell me secrets, they confiding
Hoes on my di*k when I go to Japan
Hoes on my di*k after I sex their man
Hoes on my di*k while I be rockin' Juicy
Hoes on my di*k while my sister rockin' Gucci
Hoes on my di*k, won't leave me alone
Hoes on my di*k cause I'm always on the phone
Yeah, these hoes always on my di*k