I EAT ASS lyrics

[Intro: SauceDad69]
SauceDad69
Oh, aye, aye, aye
It's the sauce in this sh*t, n*gga
f*ckin' Barnacle
Here we go
We're really doing this

[Verse 1: SauceDad69]
I eat ass out the motherf*cking can, b*tch (b*tch)
Talk down, catch these motherf*cking hands, b*tch (b*tch)
Throw them hands on my di*k when you stroke this sh*t (Stroke this sh*t n*gga)
Bend that sh*t over just let a n*gga lick (Lick that sh*t n*gga)
I'm an ass ninja from the f*cking Hidden Mist (Call me young Zabuza)
Swing my blade and cut you down if you talk that sh*t (Talk that sh*t)
If you don't give it up, I'ma cause a ruckus (Aye)
I can't bring her home unless she look like Uncle Ruckus
Told a dyke b*tch, get up off your knees and grab the noose
'Cause she didn't even know how to tie my shoes
So I threw her on the counter and destroyed her caboose
Now she walking like a newborn mothaf*ckin' moose (Yeah)
I sprinkle zest all up on me
Before I hit this b*tch with that n*gga di*k (n*gga di*k)
I buy a can of baked beans and then
Snort a bunch of X on some weird n*gga sh*t (Oh, that weird n*gga sh*t)
I hit a ho with my car if I had one
Just to f*ck her dead body (Yuh)
I might even do have a fork and then
Nut on my pits and then poop on your shawty
I got hentai on my screen (I do)
Tentacles make a b*tch scream (They do)
I stroke my di*k with the cream (I do)
Plot twist it was a man (Oh)
Well good thing traps ain't gay (They aren't)
Cause then that would straight make me gay (It would)
I can do this all day (I can)
These n*ggas is muhf*cking gay (They are!)
[Interlude: SauceDad69 & Lil Barnacle]
Hey man, I eat ass, I don't know about y'all
Of course I eat ass, I eat ass for breakfast, lunch and dinner
I have ass on my plate all day, it's f*cking scrumptious
Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye

[Verse 2: Lil Barnacle]
Watching porn on X-Videos
di*k so small, fit it in a Cheerio
Eating her ass, like an Oreo
Fill the pus*y and no cereal
I f*ck your ho on a boat
I f*cked her ass, I f*cked her throat
I ate her ass, no joke
f*cked your grandma and she had a stroke
f*cking your b*tch, sucking her tits
Eating her ass, yeah it's lit
Me and Saucedad pulled up with the stick
I f*cked a b*tch, it looks like Brad Pitt
No homo, your grandma gives me dome-o
f*ck her then I run like Google Chrome-o
f*ck her in the ass real fast, no slow-mo
Got your moms nudes all on my GoPro
I bust my nut it explodes like a frag
Put my di*k in her mouth and I made her gag
I just f*cked your grandma, I don't mean to brag
Her pus*y smells like a garbage bag
f*ck your ho on a suite while she bag me, oof
She was riding on my di*k, and then she pooped
On my di*k ate her ass like a ice cream scoop
Shoot my load at her like an army troop
Your grandma's a skank, that b*tch pus*y stank
I look like Anne Frank, my memes f*cking dank
My di*k she yank, my di*k got no length
Beating my di*k with superhuman strength
Aye, yeah, aye, yeah, aye, yeah
Aye, aye