Like this song if you like vaginas (I like vaginas)
I also like vaginas
Watching porn, watching porn, blowing on my di*k like a basset horn
Jizz on your mom like a snowstorm
I've been f*cking b*tches since I was a newborn
Row row row row row your boat
Lil barnacle is the f*cking goat
I take a sh*t and then it floats
My jizz looking like some cream cheese toast
I like elmo cause he's red
I do not like whole wheat bread
I don't want to go to bed
Bald tires they have no tread
A B C D E F Gilly
H I J K L M N O Puppy
Q R S T U Vagina
W X Y and a Zebra
Condom on the di*k lookin like a tic tac
Got some lotion, rub it on my ballsack
Eat her ass like a flapjack
In the whip, bumping Nickelback
Yeah I like porn, I like porn
I like porn, I like porn
I like porn, I like porn
It makes my di*k hard, it makes my di*k hard, it makes my di*k hard
(lets a go)
Yeah i'm j*rkin off to some midget porn
Squeeze a midget ass like a bull horn
In and out of the pus*y like i'm re-born
Give her di*k one time now she need more
Trust me buddy, traps arn't gay
Got more bag than the notre dame
Man f*ck the fame
One inch di*k but I f*ck the same
Your full of sh*t like a bathroom mop
In the bathroom getting bathroom top
Hit that ass like a [?] hits a clock
I said I hit that ass like a [?] hits a clock ay
I only f*ck with the real sh*t
Your grandma gives good top thats a real b*tch
Search history should put me on a watch list
Don't say sh*t b*tch you a real snitch
j*rk off but I came at the wrong part
f*ck your grandma but I put it in the wrong hole
Fell in love but I guess it was the wrong heart
Fell in love but I guess it was the wrong soul
Every time I watch Ellen yeah man I cry a little ey
And when i'm lonely at night I got to hold on to my pillow
Cause my [?] are the only ones that can come for me
The fact is that I got no company
Well I got a Uncle thats humpin me
I said I got an uncle that be humpin me
Man f*ck this sh*t
f*ck this song
f*ck you
f*ck everyone if your listening to this sh*t
Your a f*ckin loser man
f*ck everyone
f*ck this sh*t im out
Greasy Chicken I wanna f*cking kill my self
f*ck this