Porn Remix lyrics

[Intro: Lil Barancle & Lil LimaBean]
Like this song if you still like vaginas
I  still like vaginas!
Epstein  didn't kill himself

[Verse 1: Lil Barnacle]
Watching porn, watching porn
Blowing on my di*k like a basset horn
My  di*k lookin' like an ear of corn
I  sneak in her house like I'm Jason Bourne
My b*tch got 24 chromosomes
She  looks like Fred Flintstone
I f*ck her, then I run, like Google Chrome
She gave me syphilis, like Al Capone
I'm back on this beat after 2 years
I  bust a nut right in her ear
I'm broke as f*ck, so I shop at Sears
And rub my di*k so hard, I think they're queers

[Verse 2: Lil LimaBean]
Row, row, row
I'm chasing ho's with Lil Barn
We pull up, police finna sound the alarm
Ran through the cut with my boy Red Elmo
f*ck with Barn, gonna catch the slowmo
Yeah, I got my tracks fixed, gotta take a di*k pick
Your grandmother sees a cut, she's gonna lick, lick
A, B, C, D, E, F, Grover
He's a big blue, big nose, fat boner
Q, R, S, T, U, Vegetable
All you haters can't sit at our table
[Verse 3: Lil Barnacle]
I'm gonna sh*t in your mothers mouth
Then wipe my ass right on the couch
I clogged all the toilets in the house
And I pleasure my butthole with a mouse

[Chorus: Lil Barnacle]
Yeah, I still like porn
I still like porn, I still like porn
I still like porn, I still like porn
I still like porn, it still makes my di*k hard
It still makes my di*k hard, it still makes my di*k hard