f*ck a Birthday lyrics

(Intro)
Taylor bought the f*ckin' flex

Verse 1
(Lil Barnacle)
b*tch, I eat more pus*y than a f*cking coyote that lives in the suburbs (Damn)
I was gonna f*ck your hoe but she spread her legs and it smelled like some cheese curds (Uhh)
Yo b*tch sh*tted on my di*k, when i pulled it out it was covered in turds (Pawh)
I'm f*cking these grannies while you f*ckin' some b*tches that look like Big Bird (Nah)
I whip out my di*k, your mom give it a lick, when I see that hentai you know imma click (Yum)
I'm ugly as f*ck and I can't get no b*tch pus*y do like a ditch money blue like stick (Damn)
Stacks green like Luigi, f*ck her then I say goodbye like a weegi
I can't afford a car so I'm rocking some Heelys
Blocked her hole now that b*tch in her feelys (Damn)
I eat the ass like it's my last meal
I stay independent, f*ck a record deal
My di*k like braille, 'cause it's what she's gonna feel
I thump the pus*y like a Navy SEAL
Your b*tch is a carnivore, she eat my meat
I whip out my di*k and then I'm gonna skeet
I'm f*cking your b*tch on some and then I repeat
And I bust a nuts all up in my sheets

Bridge
(P.O.P)
Count up relay Bowser
I f*cking yo b*tch and I nut in her trouser
You smoking on gas well please don't send me louder
She giving me slipper, she say it taste sour (Uck)
Barnacle piping yo thottie
I whip on a bike in a full Maserati
I pull on yo hoe cause that hoe she a mami
That hoe 50 flow, she stay home, do puladis. (Yah!)
Kickin' that sh*t like karate
Pull up on this block, wet it up like tsunami
That chopper is kickin' this hell I was sorry
I'm staining this sh*t, nobody can stop me
Verse 2
(Lil Dynamite)
Ay, ay
I'm gon' f*ck up on yo b*tch
She gon' lick along my tip
She gon' f*ck me then I sh*t
I'm gonna beat her up its lit
Nope, easy nut, I f*cked a goat
Put my di*k all in her throat
I go and nut on her coat
Then I take her on a boat
f*ck on yo b*tch and she lickin' my p*nis
I'm suckin' her tits and she nut on my wenis
I f*ck on her cow and then nut on her dog
Only f*ck MILFs if they's a Pawg

(Outro)
(Lil Dynamite)
Ay, f*ck, ha, yuh
f*ck a Birthday
Yuh, yuh, ay, yuh yuh!