Fanboy & Chum Chum lyrics

[Intro: London Yellow]
(f*ck you, Nick!)
Who the f*ck is that?
Probably ugly

[Verse 1: Lil Barnacle]
Make your b*tch swallow my c*m c*m
While I'm watching Fanboy & Chum Chum
I put my di*k in her bum bum
I f*cked your b*tch with my thumb thumb
My balls lookin' like plum plums
My bals in her mouth like some gum gum
My balls in her mouth, she say, "Yum yum"
And I bust on her face like some venom
I eat her ass like some bread crumbs
I beat my di*k like a bass drum
I beat my di*k til it goes numb
And I got your mom on my scrotum
I bust a nut on her sternum
I put my di*k in her septum
I give her pipe, but I don't plumb
And I shoot my load like a shotgun

[Verse 2: Lilc*ckpump]
I'm high as f*ck, watchin' Hot Ones
Your mom pulled out her big buns
I buttered a biscuit, no rolls
My di*k hard like a flagpole
My di*k grow like Pinocchio
She ticklе my pickle like Elmo
She bouncе on my di*k like a trampoline
Then wakes up, like, "What's happening?"
f*ck her 6 feet back, social distancing
After sex, I get up and go pee
f*ck One Direction, it goes three
My di*k look like Swiss cheese
Your di*k smells like cold peas
My di*k bald like Kobe
Your di*k mold like Colby cheese
Countin' up these big bucks
While all y'all bein' big cucks
I don't f*ck with you none
Call you Bart Simpson
'Cause you simpin' on that b*tch, son
I'm skrrtin' fast, call me roadrun
I'm blastin' hard like a big gun
Kill a b*tch off, O.J. Simpson
I just completed this mission
[Verse 3: London Yellow]
My-my p*nis is inverted
I tried to c*m and it hurted
[?] feel so perverted
Poopin' pee out the same hole like a bird did
I have an inward erection
b*tch, I'm an inward, don't use protection
Got an infection, I just had sex with a prostitute
I think we had a connection (We did)
My scrotum a whole different story
And my balls is flicky and gory
Thug and Cory, 'cause I am always inside of your house
And for some reason horny
A-after I nut in your toaster, it got kinda boring
Hopped out the window, 3 or 4 stories
Didn't get hurt, 'cause I landed on Cory
And look how these b-words support me

[Outro: London Yellow]
Uh yeah, I think that's it
Um, Lil Barnacle, you smell like sh*t
Lilc*ckpump, your di*k small