f*ck The Police (Literally) lyrics

[Intro]
Just 'cause I look nice, you think I ain't for real?
The numbers, what do they mean?

[Verse 1: Lil Barnacle]
f*ck the police, literally
I'm gonna put my di*k in the deputy
I put my di*k right where she pees
She gets on her knees and sucks my c*ck in the crown v
Got the sergeant slobbing all over my knob
I f*cked the sheriff and then I f*cked his mom
The warden gave me a blowjob
My fat di*k in his mouth, like a corncob
Like eggnog, bust in his mouth like eggnog
Bullfrog, choking on my balls like a bullfrog
A cog in my di*k, in her face like an a cog
Big log, handcuffed while I give her my big log
And I f*cked the canine too
f*cked him in the ass and filled him with my goo
Then I ate his poo, while I smoked gas like a jew
Who are you? I don't care unless we're gonna screw

[Verse 2: Uncle Ron]
f*ck the police, c*mming straight from my c*ck
I shot the sheriff with my c*m and made the deputy dock
Glued rubber bullets together to make a dildo
They said you can't f*ck cops but we will though
Play this song at a protest when you feel like you got nothin' left
Hey riot police, we're gonna f*ck your face
And we can only c*m if you spray us with mace
f*ck my ass with your gun and a nightstick
You like this? I'm old, I c*m, that's not white sh*t
You dyke b*tch, we buttf*cking twelve all night b*tch
Sheriff started squealing, I can't breathe
How's it feel to be on the other side of things?
I wrap my c*ck around his neck for twelve minutes flat
And didn't stop f*ckin' till his f*ckin' brains went splat
Don't defund the police, just f*ck the police
Just f*ck the f*cking law, b*tch, literally
Click it or ticket, I'm bout to give you this di*ket
Don't drink and drive, get fisted by five
Fingers in your ass like you f*ck the people
Here's my di*k's church now prepare for the steeple
f*ck the police, figuratively
We were just kidding when we said literally
I can't afford bail and I don't like jail
When I went last time they kept stealing my mail
So f*ck the police, stand up for your brothers
Until you get in trouble, then call your mother
[Outro: Uncle Ron]
Uncle Ron here, f*ck the police in their ass