Horse Meat Macarena lyrics

[Intro]
Grandmastafunk in this b*tch
X on the beat

[Verse 1: Lil Barncale]
I'm out here with Uncle Ron
Yeah, I'm f*cking your dad and then I'm f*cking your mom
She gave me a foot job
My di*k in her mouth like it's corn on the cob
I put her in handcuffs, but I'm not even a cop
I got your b*tch wetter than a mop
Lil' b*tch call me Joe, 'cause your mom gave me slop
That ho said that my nuts were scrumptious
I stuck my di*k in a pumpkin
I was gonna suck her toes
But I took off her shoe and they were covered in bunions
I eat the ass like Funyuns
Her coochie smelled like onions
I whip out my horse meat ding-dong
And shoot my load at her like the Las Vegas gunman
If babies didn't cry there'd be no need for fleshlights
I f*cked a b*tch with a flashlight
I don't care if she's left or right
I'm plowing your mother all day and all night

[Verse 2: Uncle Ron]
Uncle Ron, I'm going full throttle
I f*cked your dad's ass with a beer bottle
I'm poor, I don't have a garage
To hide the body when I kill Nicki Minaj
Yeah, Cardi B gotta die too
I like fat b*tches and fried food
A fat black b*tch and some cheese sticks
I got AIDS bro, I'm diseased b*tch
Call me rape 'cause I'm never gonna stop
Your girl called me Jew 'cause her mom gave me top
Call me bar mitzvah, you can catch the fade
When Ron's around, young boys get paid
Yeah, catch me at Chuck-E-Cheese
Playing ski ball with kids, eat these
Nuts, butts, gotta go in like turbo sl*ts
Yeah I quoted Sir Mix-A-Lot
Your mom and dad suck di*ks a lot
Took a kid on a date to the carnival
That young man's name was Lil Barnacle
Ron