Beastiality lyrics
by Lil Barnacle
[Intro: London Yellow]
(GTTC)
Yo, you ever think about how big Goofy's p*nis would be?
[Verse 1: Lil Barnacle]
I f*ck kittens, I f*ck dogs
I wear mittens, I f*ck hogs
And my di*k looks like a log
And I put it in the frog
And my balls are what I flog
Drink my jizz like eggnog
Bust my nut and then I jog
Then I f*ck Pluto the dog
Mickey Mouse, Mickey Mouse, I wanna f*ck Mickey Mouse
f*ck with me and Ron and we're burning down your house
I see Minnie Mouse and I'm pulling off her blouse
And I f*cked an old man that looked like Leopold Strauss
And I wanna bang Daisy Duck, too
She a duck I wanna f*ck and cover her in my goo
Turn Donald to a cuck when I f*ck her where she poo
Man I kick his f*cking ass and therе's nothing he can do
[Verse 2: London Yellow]
Halt, me, Barny and Ron are f*cking on Walt
I'ma takе his underwear and make him darker than asphalt
Man, it ain't my fault, this n*gga got a cute moustache
I'ma pluck it out and put it in my ass
I feel like that's rape instead of lookin' in the past
I see Miley Cyrus, I'ma f*ck your dad
Lil Nas X, make a hit real fast
f*cking Zack and Cody and I didn't even ask
I think the bear from the big blue house is my dad (Why?)
'Cause I came but he didn't come back
I'm the only guy in Rolie Polie Olie who's black
Want them out of the box like fat b*tches snacks
[Verse 3: Uncle Ron]
Your dog f*cked me while your cat watched
f*ck black di*ks, I wanna suck a sasquatch
I f*cked Goofy and said "Nice to meet ya"
My c*ck f*ckin' leans like the Tower of Pisa
I sucked a monkey's di*k out in Ibiza
I jizzed on Minnie Mouse's face 'cause she was a tease, bruh
"Mickey Mouse here, I'm a f*ckin' queer"
"I f*ck kids and jack off with their f*ckin' tears"
Walt Disney more like Walt Jizzney
I f*cked a wolf in a forest then I ate his f*ckin' kidney
I'm a freak, go ahead and try and diss me
I'm buttf*cking animals in the woods and at Disney